I'm back for a short while....(Been layed off)
(5/30/02)
Chuck added to pics of people you don't know!!!
One new screenshot added
(2/6/02)
I recently tried America Online's free trial cd. Of corse I was not impressed so I decided to cancell before the 45 day free tria so I would not be charged for the first month. Of corse the part about having to call them to cancell is in the fine print next to the part about having to pay for it if you don't call. So I call and after a few min this ass hole answers and decides to perswaid me to buy the product. I decline and ask him to cancell but he still pushed and pushed trying to get me to buy. I tell the man that i did not call for a lecture and also that i am not interested in buying the crappy product!!!!! He says oh whell we are #1 in america bla bla bla, and after a few min of his bitching and nagging the asshole gives me another number to call!!!!! OK I call the other number and aftera 10 min wait i get transferred again to who else but the first asshole i talked to who tried to sell it to me again. They must be reading from a form or somthing because the conversation started exactly the same way. I tell the asshole look I'm not interested, I just want to cancell, I just spoke with one of tour sails reps and had the same conversation (the voices sounded remarkibly the same) and after another 5 min of arguing he finally cancelled the account. I guess the moral of the story is that AOL Sucks and there leach sails reps deserve a good swift ass kicking...
<<<Crackerware>>>
(1/28/02)
<<<EDDITED>>>
The above was a story about how cops suck, and the law is crooked
P.S. <<<Crackerware>>> will not be returning to EQ as soon as expected because he has to find a new place to live by friday and has a few fines to pay.
(1/11/02)
Heya chuck!!!
(1/6/02)
For all those who know me on a more professional basis there will be a small delay in my return to EQ. Just wanted you to know.
(12/2/01)
My cuz was being silly and sent me this lil letter to pass the time so I figured i'd post it to embarrass her thanks Nicole of the clan Huff:
HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?
IM ON "PROZAC" TODAY. ARE YOU?
HAVE ANY PIE LATELY!? PIE IS GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!
YUMMMMMMM! MMM MMM GOOOD!
YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!
NO TOUCHY NO TOUCHY!
LLAMA FACE!
RAVE ON YOUR FACE!
HA HA HA
I SWEAR IM NOT ON CRACK!
JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH SUGAR!
TWITCHEDNESS!
IMMM MELLLTTIINGGGG!
HEHEHEHE HEHEHEHE
IM ON CRA-ACK! NO IM NOT!....IM ON CRA-ACK!...NO IM NOT! HELP ME! IM ON CRA-ACK!
I TOLD YOU IM NOT! SHUTUP! IM ON CRA-ACK! HAHAHA! CRACKY! CRACKY! CRACKY!
CRA....*SMACK* I SAID IM NOT! SO SHUUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE NOW IM BACK TO NORMAL. (TWITCH)
MMM CHEESE.
EVER COUNT THE SPACES BETWEEN YOUR TOES? AND CANT FIGURE OUT WHY YOU ONLY HAVE 4 WHEN YOU HAVE 5 TOES??
EVER ANSWER YOURSELF IN YOUR SLEEP? AND THEN WONDER WHAT THE QUESTION WAS?
EVER WONDER WHERE STUPID PEOPLE COME FROM?
I LOVE YOU.....AND YOU....AND YOU!
BYE BYE!!!!!!!
this was composed by people who are as of right now are not of sound body or mind. and would just like to bring some sunshine to a boring afternoon. enjoy and send to as many friends as you want.
If you send this to:
1-3 people= you are not as insane as we are, but you are on your way.
4-6 people= you are not in your right mind, you are in your left.
7-10= you know way too many people like us!
11-15= now you are just sending it to your invisible/imaginary friends
16 or more= you are now officially a lune! welcome to the club!
By Cookie, Cola, and Spam (you know who we are)
A Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell As Sweet.--Shakespeare
(11/29/01)
And a few more screenshots for ya (proof that i didn't just dissapear. And yes i will be coming back to EQ when I get done with AC) Oh and just a lil hint for those of you who still do play EQ and cheat (turn off the speed cheat before you zone)
(10/22/01)
Just added a few more screenshots for my <<<Asherons Call>>>> link to let you all know what i've been doing check em out!
(10/9/01)
Just because I said I would:
(10/2/01)
Ok lets just clarify a few things for the retarded people who don't like to read my page before they ask me stupid questions!
1. NO ( N . O . ) I do not still play Everquest!
2. Knowing that I do not still play Everquest NO ( N . O . ) I am not still updating my trainer!
3. THINK ( Thats T . H . I . N . K . ) Why the hell would I post a freakin tutorial on my page of how to make your own freakin trainer if I was still offering my time and product for a price?
4. If any of you people send me an e-mail asking for my trainer I will do one of two things!
1. Insult you untill you stop e-mailing me!
2. Sell you an outdated version of my trainer that does not currently work and then tell you to refer back to my page for technical support!
In short stop asking me for a GOD DAMN Everquest trainer!
(9/27/01)
Just wanted to let everyone know i'm still around. Don't expect anny AC trainers in the near future. I am still enjoying the game without taking it apart.
(9/13/01)
<<<Crackerware>>> would just like to say a few things about the recent War decloration on the USA. Being an american I am outraged! What kind of people hi-jack a plane to crash it into the most heavily populated part of america! Innocent people died, thousands of people! They know they are going to hell but still decided to do it! I would like to express my sorrow toward the fammilies of the people lost and my thanks to all of the people engaged in finding the remaining survivors! Above all I would like to say God bless America and the rest of the free world who will oppose this threat and bring it to a screeching halt! Just think that could have been you'r mother, brother, sister, ect.. I personally have family who are in the national guard who have to clean up this mess, I doubt they will ever be the same! Would you after sifting through body parts trying to find survivors? I would also like to thank Asheron's Call for saying a few things that were greatly appreciated on log in.
That is all.
(9/02/01)
Ok noobs quit asking me for a damn EQ trainer! I have added a rather large TUT to my page so you can learn how to make your own damn trainer! And if you have any question's about the TUT tough! If you can't read plain english I'm not going to hold your hand and read it to you! Oh and I hate Oranges somtimes when I eat them I find a testicle worm in one! Hint Hint! I have also added a Hackersquest link to my links page if you want to get your hands on the only EMULATOR for EQ! Also if you want to make your own cool gfx/sounds like my total conversion patch you need to go to Hackersquest and download EQinside. Also don't be supprised if the final release of the emu is not out yet because every time they say next week it turns into next month ect... It has been about 2 years now since they posted Emu final release!
(8/17/01)
Yeah I'm still here. I have recently taken an interest in Asheron's call so keep an eye out for changes concerning my page/forum. <<<Crackereware>>> will be going under construction again pretty soon. I have decided to make public how trainer offsets are found and used in a tutorial selection after construction. I have gotten tired of EQ because of the most recent crack down by Verant/Sony on people who use third party programs. It was fun but i have gotten tired of giving them money for test accounts. Asheron's Call however has not gotten to that point. If I find any new useful offsets for Asheron's Call I will not post them and I urge you not to as well. If we don't make it look like a problem then it is not a problem know what I meen. It seem that every time some noob gets an exploit they like to plaster it everywhere and in turn every noob who reads it uses it and posts it somwhere else. Before you know it every noob out there is using it and now it's a problem.
(8/2/01)
Ok please view the note just below this one. I was in Neriak (Commons to be exact) and I decided to see if any of my associates were online. I check my who list and guess what not 1 but 2 GMs are on my ass so i check my GM list as I do often and guess what ZIPPO!!! Of corse it was followed by the customary letter of banning:
Greetings. This is a message to inform you that your EverQuest account has
been suspended on August 7, 2001, for use of illegal third-party programs in
EQ. As per the current policy on such matters, available at
www.everquest.com, we have no other choice but to place this account under
review for banning. You should receive further e-mail on this issue as it
is attended to. Please address any questions to
eqaccountstatus@station.sony.com.
GM Deyvon - Innoruuk
eblewett@station.sony.com
Sony Online Entertainment
http://www.station.sony.com
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Guess I'll just have to dish out another $20 to get a new account!
On a lighter note do any of you play Asheron's call? I have just purchased a copy. It is interesting.
<<<Crackerware>>>
P.S. Don't expect any updates untill I get a new account started.
(8/1/01)
Made a discovery and forgot to post it! DOH gm's may or may not show up on the who all gm list! watch your asses!
(7/28/01)
Hey Edge (Ed), and Macade are you out there I have somthing for ya but I lost my icq list!
(7/25/01)
Hey Patch day today but i have fixed the freebie trainer. Remember to check your gm list!
P.S. Hey Mr Orange it seems you failed an attempt to get my site banned fron tripod! I have downloaded the whole site again and retrieved all screenshots that were lost! Kinda like nothing ever happened! Oh and a few of your loyal viewers have decided to send me e-mails about my trainer! sorry guess they are not so freakin loyal!
(7/23/01)
To all of my associates:
I have recently lost my ICQ users list so please give me a ring so i can add you to my contact list again.
<<<Crackerware>>>
(7/12/01)
To all who ust trainers, Winhack, or any other meens to hack EQ:
1. Do not use the hacks for a while!
2. If you must, use them only on a test account!
3. Accounts are being checked!
4. around 300 accounts have been banned since yesterday for using 3rd party programs.
5. If you are one of my clients you have recieved an e-mail for your safety!
(7/11/01)
Sorry about the delay but it seems that they are catching on to us! Some of my cheats have been nerfed it seems so they will not be released untill tested on my test account to make sure of there safety. I will be sending the upgrade today to all who have donated. Oh and the freebie should be fixed.
<<<Crackerware>>>
(7/10/01)
Patch day today don't worry i'll fix it! Stop with the freakin e-mail already! SHEESH.......
(7/05/01)
Ok i got tired of Tripods crap so i have moved on! This time around i am going to make it a little harder for the jelousy bug to strike! Mr Orange you are still a testicle worm! All vulger language, pornography and referances to hacking have been removed to comply with the user agreement of this host. This is not a site for EQ hacking it is a site for game cheating and theres nothing wrong with that.
Oh and my Momma always said i didn't know when to quit!
<<<Crackerware>>>